Humor: Sunday Jesus is Watching You!
So this one has little to do with finances, and isn’t really a religious thought, and I am stealing it directly from Joel Osteen, but I laughed out loud when I heard it and sometimes that is a good thing.
Jesus is Watching!
A burglar broke into a house and as he was picking up the HD Plasma TV in the living room he heard a voice say, “Jesus, is watching YOU!”.
The burglar turned on his flashlight and he looked around to see where this voice came from, and he saw off in the distance a parrot, who squawked, and repeated, “Jesus is watching YOU!”.
The burglar walked over and said quietly to the parrot, “Are you talking to me?”
The parrot said, “Yes, I am, and Jesus is watching YOU!”
The burglars said, “Well what’s your name?”
The parrot said, “I am MOSES!”
The burglar chuckled and asked, “What kind of a person calls a parrot Moses?”
The parrot replied, “The same kind of people who call a 150 lb. Rottweiler JESUS!”
OK, a corny joke, but I had to share it. Remember also that every day Jesus is Watching You!
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