Advent Financial Calendar Box Day 21
Open today’s box and you find a feather, to remember that you must be able to laugh at a lot of the financial woes you are going to live through, without humor we will all go crazy.
Some Financial Humor for a Saturday
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
–Kin Hubbard
I went to the bank and went over my savings. I found out I have all the money that I’ll ever need. .. . If I die tomorrow.
–Henny Youngman
The best way to keep money in perspective is to have some.
–Louis Rukeyser
Banks will loan you money if you can prove you don’t need it
– Mark Twain
Financial vultures
First gobble up our assets,
Then demand dessert.
The best way to save money is not to lose it.
–Les Williams
Nowadays, a penny saved is ridiculous!
–Shelby Friedman
Money talks. I’ll not deny. I heard it once. It said good-bye.
– Anon
Money: a businessman earns it, an economist learns it, a banker turns it, a politician burns it, and a wise man spurns it.
– Unknown
“Credit cards are VERY dangerous. Every time I try to use one somebody starts chasing me with scissors.”
– J. Bothne
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
– Steven Wright
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