I should divorce my wife?
I read that one on the Alan Baggett news site, and scratched my head but it is actually how the tax system is set up currently. If I divorce my wife and pay her Alimony (not child support, remember that case a while back, where that is taxed in the payers hands) I can effectively split my income.
I remember having this argument that in the Government’s eyes the following scenario would be ideal:
1) Divorce my wife, and pay her half my salary as Alimony (thus sharing my income)
2) Have my children live with me, so I might be able to claim the Child Tax Credit and Ontario Tax Credit
3) Rent my wife an apartment in the basement of my house (with it’s own entrance).
4) Have my wife take care of the kids (as daycare) and write off the money I pay her on my income as well (and she does it in my home, so I write that off too).
OK, ok, this is a ridiculous scenario (and I’m sure some might even claim illegal, although I’d love to see that taken to court), but this is how SCREWED UP the entire Canadian Tax System is! I checked this with Quicktax and it was quite happy to show me the obscene amount of tax I’d save.
Alan’s tax bible is an interesting read, as are his stories (they are a little “he said, she said” which at times I am not fond of), but still interesting to read how some people are persecuted by the Tax system, while others get off “scott free”.
Please let me repeat, I do not condone the above tax sharing concept (but if you get away with it drop me a line, I’d be curious to hear).
Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.






October 13th, 2005 at 7:12 AM
Divorce always hurst somebody. Your blog covering cause of divorce in the content was really informative. I have a web site giving information on cause of divorce utilising divorce and separation articles. Great work!
[Translate]
July 21st, 2008 at 7:51 PM
[...] my favorite rant about dual income families getting unfair advantages over single income families (read here) add this to the list. [...]
[Translate]
July 22nd, 2008 at 5:21 AM
[...] over the 900+ postings I have been doing over these past few years and I came across this gem, I Should Divorce My Wife? which points out how strangely set up the tax system is. The concept is purely a “what [...]
[Translate]
July 29th, 2008 at 6:18 AM
[...] he has noticed the exact same thing as well. The red circle reflects the day he mentioned my “So I should Divorce my Wife” post, in his This and That #102 . Canadian Capitalist [...]
[Translate]
August 5th, 2009 at 6:22 AM
[...] I Should Divorce My Wife? [...]
[Translate]
February 17th, 2011 at 3:01 PM
Wow – now there is some ingenuity. And yes, our system is a flawed mess.
[Translate]
February 17th, 2011 at 5:47 PM
Canada doesn’t own the franchise on screwy tax systems and codes. It’s cheaper for me to marry BF then files as married than and to just claim him as a dependent. The only difference is whether I am married or not. Would save $$$$$.
[Translate]
August 31st, 2011 at 12:33 PM
[...] [...]
[Translate]