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“I’m an indexer. I don’t care what the indexes did today!”

“I’m an indexer. I don’t care what the indexes did today!” 
— Preet Banerjee (2014)

These words are from financial Media Maven Preet Banerjee . In that quip, he captures the essence of Index Investing. Couch Potato investing is another name for it.

Balanced in What Way?
All Index Investors Do is Balance

Some think it is prudent to monitor the stock market closely. I know people that do that. Some people get upset by the “moods of the markets”, my question is: why?

If you are worried about your investments, you should not be investing in stocks. If you are a day trader, then yes, you should be on top of things. NO you should not be a day trader. If you feel your investments are that “tenuous” then  you really need to review your Savings plan and get out of securities.

Couch Potato investing  assumes you are not changing your portfolio often. I guess your only problem after that is figuring out what you can do with all that spare time? There are enough things in life to worry about, watching your investments daily simply makes you more tense.

How you rebalance your portfolio is up to you. You can add more funds and use that to get back to your goal distribution of funds, or you can “buy and sell” to rebalance the existing funds. No matter how you rebalance, that is about all you are doing with your investments.

What if the markets crash? (yes, that is a link to the 2008 crash that we all seem to have forgotten about) Not much to do about it, it’s better not to look then, especially! Market corrections happen, as with most investing strategies, attempting to dodge a market correction is a tricky dance, and most “market timing” strategies will fail eventually (in my opinion, of course). I am sure there are folks who will sell you a great “market timing” strategy, and they are rich (selling the strategy, not the market timing). I am investigating the Fibonacci method for market timing. Anything that has Fibonacci in it is fun to read (but NO, I will not use it, I just like reading about strategies and attempt to debunk them).

Index Investing Bubble?

People who claim to be Index Fund Investors (or Couch Potatoes) are typically not solely invested in Index Funds (or ETFs). They will also hold securities in single companies, or they might use Dividend Investing ideas.

I am primarily invested in Index Funds and Index-Based ETFs. However, not completely. I do hold a few stocks in a few of my portfolios.

Why am I still holding these stocks? Mostly they keep performing well, and pay dividends. I have expunged a few Single stocks from my RRSPs (Power Corp, to name one), but I hold onto my other Single Stock darlings mostly because I can’t seem to convince myself to sell them (and simply buy more Index Funds). Am I a hypocrite? If a hypocrite is “Do as I say, not as I do”, then yes, I am an Index Fund Hypocrite. Maybe I am a Couch Yam?

Feel Free to Comment

  1. I was thinking that I am a 100% Couch Potato-er, but then I have to consider than I retired last year (at 53) with a full company pension that gives me some breathing room as to what my investments do. I don’t know that I would feel so “brave” going all in with indexing if I didn’t have my pension.

    1. Is your trepidation about the fact that you are “all in” on Indexes (and not holding GICs and bonds)? Can’t see that being an Indexer is a “brave” thing, it is more the safer thing to do if you are going to be in stocks.

  2. No pure potato or yam here…I hold both indexed products and dividend paying stocks. I figure I get the best of both worlds, total return from the indexes and passive income from the stocks if and when I need it.

    There are very few pure indexers I bet.

    Preet’s comment was a good one. 😉

  3. Oh NO!!! Please say it isn’t so!!! Not a couch yam!!! You are one of THOSE!!!!

    You know what I mean! Healthier and tastier than potatoes!!!

    I just want my FRIES!!! Preferably as a poutine! (grin)

  4. I wanna be an Index Fund Hypocrite some day! Or is that a Dividend Stock Hypocrite? Okay I’ll settle for an Index Dividend Couch Yammer.

  5. Becoming an indexer is a journey that can take several years. I have converted a most of my investments to a couch potato strategy, but I have some active funds that will be around for a while. That is because my ‘advisor’ who supposededly had my best interests at heart, locked me into DSC funds with a 7 year term. I still have a few years to go.

    However, the peace of mind having money in instruments that are transparent and predictable is fantastic. I know how the money is allocated and I can easily follow the trends. This has been an amazing eye opener.

    Keep up the good work.

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