bybigcajunmanoriginally published onMarch 12, 2018
My wife and I thoroughly enjoyed LetterKenny Live, and as part of the show is stand-up from K. Trevor Wilson. Mr. Wilson’s comedy is very topical and he had financial advice for young folks that resonated with us.
K. Trevor Wilson
“… when you are young, eat in, but poop out…”
This is a paraphrase, I don’t remember his exact words. Don’t be too literal when reading the quote.
When you are young, eating in will save you money, and teach you how to survive in the world. It will give you culinary skills and teach you how much food costs.
When you start living by yourself, there are a lot of expenses, including toilet paper. If you can hold it, do your pooping at work or at external sites, but buy nice toilet paper for the times you can’t hold it, at home.
bybigcajunmanoriginally published onDecember 13, 2016
Christmas is only a few days away. We will soon all be getting together with friends and families, to share in this happy season. The big Christmas question this year is how will you deal with your family’s financial expert Uncle Frank ?
Every family has an Uncle Frank (or Aunt Francine). The family member who claims to be a money expert and will chew your ear off about how they are doing well financially. How do you deal with a financial expert like this? You are OK with your investments, you don’t want advice, but if you duck Uncle Frank, Aunt Frieda (the crazy cat lady) will corner you in the kitchen.
If you are comfortable with it, you could simply argue with Uncle Frank about how leveraged Hedge Funds are the last thing your 70 year old mother should be investing in, or how the next market crash (or huge gain) may not be due to happen soon, but most folks just want to try to change the subject, or hide in the basement (or drink a lot more eggnog).
As a service to my readers, here are some helpful phrases to throw at Uncle Frank. They may help you slow down this relentless financial expert:
I have heard that with Trump’s election, the Russian economy will be making huge gains, so I am planning on putting my money in a Vodka Hedge fund.
Someone I work with has got me some inside information on how bees (the insect) will soon all be gone, so I should invest in honey futures (aka the Bee Movie fake out).
Given the exploding prices of houses and condos in Toronto and Vancouver, I have decided to live in a Van down by the river (aka the Chris Farley method).
I have a great multilevel sales opportunity that guarantees me huge paybacks, if I can get other folks to join in on this rare chance to make money, can I sign you up ?
Christmas is a wonderful time of the year, catch up on your family’s news, but try to leave money discussions out of things. Are there any other escapes from Uncle Frank I missed ?
bybigcajunmanoriginally published onMarch 28, 2016
Why don’t I trust advice infomercials about money, or better still alleged interviews about money on “news” shows? I think my overlaying point of view is a simple one (if not overly paranoid), that, if I knew how to make money (unfailingly) I wouldn’t tell anybody about it, until I couldn’t make any more money from it.
Wonder if Fish Realize It’s a Scam?
Example, if I devised an algorithm that could “beat the market“ every time, if I told a whole bunch of folks about it, I would then be competing with them and with the market. Unless (of course) my whole scheme was to manipulate the market, by having “dupes” buy the wrong thing.
Under the same reasoning as Groucho Marx’s line, “I would never join a club that would have me as a member” (I am paraphrasing), I cannot believe any “make money fast” scheme, because I think the real scheme is to get you to buy the scheme, not the scheme itself (and from what I can tell there is a lot of money in flogging stupid investing schemes to unsuspecting folk). I guess I am a, “glass is half full (of poison)” kind of guy when it comes to that kind of advice.
Any scheme that claims to be fool-proof, yet they are trying to fool you into buying it, seems to be the greatest dichotomy, isn’t it?
bybigcajunmanoriginally published onFebruary 14, 2016
One of the biggest problems I have is that I think of many great and wonderful ideas during the day, however, my ability to discern whether these are truly any good is when I actually tell someone about the idea (typically my wife). My brain seems to be able to be much more critical of my ideas once it has it as input from my ears, and hence why my wife keeps giving me the look of, “… this is another one of your “great ideas”…”, when I start telling her about things. Most of the time she doesn’t even have to comment on my concept, I will usually end my monologue with the statement, “but that was just a load of cod’s wallop”.
The same is true for money ideas for a lot of folks. You can think about great investing ideas or concepts as much as you want, but if you don’t talk to someone about it, you may be in danger of having a “great idea” that maybe wasn’t as great as you thought. How can you remedy this? Find someone who you respect, who is also discreet (I realize that makes for a very small number of folks for most of us) to have money conversations, and that may help.
For many of us who are married our spouses end up being that “sounding post” for our great ideas, but for single folks, or folks who feel their spouse’s opinions are less than sound, you will need to hunt around to find out who you can “spill your financial guts” to.
My other advice is that if your wife or spouse is your Financial Confidant, don’t talk about money at bedtime. I can assure you that it might sound like a great idea, but I can also attest that this is not a great idea, no financial pillow-talk.
bybigcajunmanoriginally published onNovember 2, 2015
Don’t you just love that title? Doesn’t it make you want to know, what apparently such a large portion of financial bloggers agree on? Isn’t it a great manipulation of numbers?
I was in a course and the instructor felt she needed to get us to really believe a point she was making so she stated,
“…. 99.9% of the people I talk to, agree that…”
This statement is (of course) completely bogus, since I somehow doubt she has spoken to 1000 people about the point she was making (and that she only found 1 person to disagree, since I disagreed with the statement as soon as it came out of her mouth).
Almost a Certainty ?
Are there concepts that Financial Writers agree on so aboslutely? What might some of these important ideas be, that most Financial Writers agree with?
If you do nothing about your retirement, you will have a very uncomfortable retirement (unless you win the lottery, have a huge inheritance, or lived your life completely out of debt).
You must have an emergency fund, it must at least 3 months gross pay, and it must not invested in the stock market.
It doesn’t really matter if you put extra money in your Mortgage, RRSP or TFSA, as long as you do it, and stick to it (although 84.23% of Fin Bloggers might say start with the Mortgage and then, save it in something).