Humor: Jesus is Watching You!

in Best of, Humor, Sunday

This is kind of a Sunday Thoughts, Humor and Best Of post all in one, I had forgotten about this one, hope you enjoy the humor (and remember the importance of home security systems too).

So this one has little to do with finances, and isn’t really a religious thought, and I am stealing it directly from Joel Osteen, but I laughed out loud when I heard it and sometimes that is a good thing.

Jesus Is Watching!

A burglar broke into a house and as he was picking up the HD Plasma TV in the living room he heard a voice say, “Jesus, is watching YOU!”.

The burglar turned on his flashlight and he looked around to see where this voice came from, and he saw off in the distance a parrot, who squawked, and repeated, “Jesus is watching YOU!”.

The burglar walked over and said quietly to the parrot, “Are you talking to me?”

The parrot said, “Yes, I am, and Jesus is watching YOU!”

The burglars said, “Well what’s your name?”

The parrot said, “I am MOSES!”

The burglar chuckled and asked, “What kind of a person calls a parrot Moses?”

The parrot replied, “The same kind of people who call a 150 lb. Rottweiler JESUS!”

OK, a corny joke, but I had to share it. Remember also that every day Jesus is Watching You!

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