After a long discussion with my publisher (BCM Publishing) about my upcoming book, we got stuck on financial book titles, so here are some of the best possible titles we can think of for this soon-to-be best-seller. Remember, the financial book title is what sucks folks into reading it, and we aren’t completely sure what the Main Thematic Premise of the book should be either, so I have included a quick explanation with each title:
Starting Investing Late; Stock Tips for the Dead Investor
Figure it is a dead sure best seller? Too much? You can take a lot of risks with your investments if you have nothing to lose.
Stock Prices Always Go Up
Don’t they? Certainly, that is what all investment folks tell me.
How to Make a Million in Financial Blogging
Look how rich I am. I know of many prosperous financial bloggers, but then again they use this simple plan on How to Be a 6 Figure Blogger.
The Best Financial Arguments to have with your Spouse
You know that it is always good to argue with your spouse, especially about money, and you want to win that argument too. While you are arguing with her about money, throw in some comments about how she has been “letting herself go” for a while.
Sure You Can See My Last Natural Gas Bill
What could go wrong with that? I trust most strangers that come to my door at 8:00 PM at night, don’t you?
Bitcoin Anybody Can Do It
Come to think of it, I think I have already seen this book. Cryptocurrency is a mug’s game in my estimation, but I am pretty sure I could write a book singing its praises.
Hedge Funds are For Everyone
You can trust Hedge Fund managers. They have your best interests at heart. Look how much money is spent here? Everyone talks about it, it must be a very good thing.
Stop Worrying and Get In Debt Already
Everyone is doing it, aren’t they? Remember, worrying is what is going to kill you, not the debt.
It is NEVER too Good to Be True (or the Pyramid Scheme Story)
I keep getting these e-mails about how I could make a fortune, they must be telling the truth.
The Lottery Ticket Retirement Plan
Certainly more than 1 of my acquaintances, is using this retirement plan.
Any other titles I missed? This seems to be similar to my infamous post There Are No Dumb Financial Questions.
No I am not going to be publishing a book, I can barely slap two sentient sentences together, but that hasn’t stopped other folks.