Great Possible Financial Book Titles

in Financial Literacy, Humor

After a long discussion with my publisher (BCM Publishing) about my upcoming book, we got stuck on financial book titles , so here are some of the best possible titles that we can think of for this soon to be best-seller.  Remember the financial book title is what sucks folks into reading it, and we aren’t completely sure what the Main Thematic Premise of the book should be either, so I have included a quick explanation with each title:

Better Catch up on RRSPs

How About this title: Better Catch Up on RRSPs!!!

Starting Investing Late; Stock Tips for the Dead Investor

Figure it is a dead sure best seller? Too much? You can really take a lot of risks with your investments if you have nothing to lose.

Stock Prices Always Go Up

Don’t they? Certainly that is what all investment folks tell me.

How to Make a Million in Financial Blogging

Look how rich I am. I know of many rich financial bloggers, but then again they use this simple plan on How to Be a 6 Figure Blogger.

The Best Financial Arguments to have with your Spouse

You know that it is always good to argue with your spouse especially about money, and you want to win that argument too.  While you are arguing with her about money, throw in some comments about how she has been “letting herself go” for a while.

Sure You Can See My Last Natural Gas Bill

What could go wrong with that? I trust most strangers that come to my door at 8:00 PM at night, don’t you?

Hedge Funds are For Everyone

You can trust Hedge Fund managers, they have your best interests at heart. Look how much money is spent here? Everyone talks about it, it must be a very good thing.

Stop Worrying and Get In Debt Already

Everyone is doing it, aren’t they? Remember worrying is what is going to kill you, not the debt.

It is NEVER too Good to Be True (or the Pyramid Scheme Story)

I keep getting these e-mails about how I could make a fortune, they must be telling the truth.

The Lottery Ticket Retirement Plan

Certainly more than 1 of my acquaintances, is using this retirement plan.

Any other titles I missed? This seems to be similar to my infamous post There Are No Dumb Financial Questions.

No I am not going to be publishing a book, I can barely slap two sentient sentences together, but that hasn’t stopped other folks.

 

 

{ 6 comments }

  • CanadianInvestor November 24, 2014, 9:10 AM

    Great post, hilarious. how about “Honey, I Shrunk the Kids’ RESP”

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  • Phil November 19, 2014, 2:28 PM

    Grinning ear-to-ear with those… my favourite is “Stop Worrying and Get In Debt Already”. I’d prefer one entitled “Debt: Man’s Greatest Invention” or “How to Design a Personal ATM” – Cheers.

    Reply
  • B November 19, 2014, 2:03 PM

    Why MERs don’t matter: Free full-service financial planning

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