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Bacon Shortage!!

Rumours of a bacon shortage in 2012 sent pork lovers squealing, but is it all just hogwash? This tongue-in-cheek article explores a European think tank’s dire warning about falling swine supply, rising feed costs, and the emotional toll on bacon enthusiasts. Packed with pig puns and sizzling satire, it questions the credibility of bacon-doomsday economists and reassures readers that the world may still yet live high on the hog. From backyard pigs to Homer Simpson’s devotion, this post celebrates bacon as more than just breakfast—it’s a food group, a culture, and possibly the most delicious form of civil resistance.

Keywords: bacon, bacon shortage, swine crisis, pork prices, food economics, pig farming, bacon lovers, bacon humor, bacon hoarding, food supply fear, 2012

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