A phrase that I will be using from now on.
Standing in line at a Rogers store I looked over at the young lady in the other line. I saw that she had two very small kittens she was carrying in her sweater. Naturally they were as cute as can be, and I asked where they came from. I was told that her and her fiance found them abandoned in a box on a path. One of the kittens had already died but the three others had managed to make it (at the time).
What does this have to do with Stupid Cheap? You have a female cat and you are too cheap to have it neutered, you let it wander around the neighborhood, and you can’t afford to feed the kittens (or keep them), so you dump them in a box on a walking path (OK the last part isn’t Stupid Cheap, that is just evil).
Saving money by not doing important things is not being necessarily Frugal, and at times it is Stupid Cheap. I realize we already we have “penny-wise and pound foolish” but that is too many words.
Other examples of stupid cheap?
- The car you rely on to get to work needs a brake job, however you put off doing it because it is too expensive, but continue to drive the car, because you need it to get to work. In that situation if you can’t afford the brake job, maybe you can’t afford a car, and should be looking at mass transit?
- Using expired condoms because you can’t find anything else? Price of condom vs. Price of Child , very big difference, and my advice is keep it in your trousers.
- You can’t sell off your poorly performing Mutual Funds because they are back-end loaded and you’d lose lots more money. Seriously? You really need to talk to a real investment adviser, and not your Uncle Sam who sells Mutual Funds too.
Now for my Frugal and Cheap readers, I am not calling you Stupid for being cheap, just be cheap for the right reasons. I have said that 50% off meat is OK as long as you are sure you aren’t poisoning yourself.