Yes, today is the day when money is spent in the pursuit of Love (or its by-products). Money will flow in the name of Love Day. Cementing a relationship or simply out of duty and fear of ending up in the dog house if you don’t fork out some hard-earned cash on some gifts that will soon be thrown on the Love Day trash heap.
Do I sound crusty and bah humbug’ish on the topic of Love Day? What was your first guess?
It’s February, and you have barely received all the bills from your orgy of spending at Christmas. How is spending hundreds of dollars on more gifts not wrong in your mind? It could be that I am not a romantic, but I suspect that blowing more cash now is not the answer.
Some great ideas for Valentine’s Day?
- Put a $250 dinner on your already bulging credit card. Don’t you already carry a balance from Christmas on it?
- Buy nice diamond earrings for that special someone, by getting a pay-day loan. That way, you both have a gift that will last a long time.
- Spend $120 on a bouquet of roses, that will be wilted and dead within a week. The bill will remind you of just how much you showed your love.
Nothing says I Love You more than debt™ (you will see that as the catchphrase for a major credit card next year about this time). The bigger the debt, the more love you are showing.
“…orgy of spending…”
That was good.
Nothing says I love you like someone vacuuming your car in the middle of a Canadian winter. Free or pretty cheap if you use the gas station pay vacs.
Now that is something useful, even cheaper if you use your own vacuum!